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Thursday, 23 November 2006

FINE!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it's thanksgiving, and there are a buncha people at mah house, including my absolute horror of human, Barret (my older brother):) . For the longest time i was conviced that this wonderful blog had horrifically died. But luckily for all of you, i was wrong. I know what your thinking, " Blair's wrong?!?" sounds crazy i know, but just go with it.

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Alright, let's get the emotional sh...crap out of the way (sry). Mystery girl is finaly dead. There are some times when i miss her, but very seldom. She's buried in the backyard.....of my heart (had ya for a second). SO...yes i'm so over that. To be honest with you, i just really don't care at all anymore. Which is good for you, cause you won't have to leave anymore gooshy supoortive comments for now. Good News indeed.

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Well, now that that sh...crap is done with, let's move on to my life. We just finished our one-act play, Bobby Wilson Can Eat His Own Face. We, the best cast ever, won 1st place at competetion (only b/c another show got disqualified, but whatevs, it's their fault) and I won honorable mention, so that was fun. And now i have like 2 weeks of freedom (which actually means boredom, hence the posting) and then we start our musical, Lucky Stiff. Now, as some of you know, i am a somewhat religious person. I tend to go for the forgiving god, but b/c of this musical, i'm conviced that i have done something really aweful to piss off god (again, hence the posting). Yes, that's right, Lucky Stiff is my punishment......from God. But whatevs (yeah that's right god, i siad whatevs...jk), i just have this year till i can go to Plano Senior High, my promise land.

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And that's all you get folks......for now Muhuhahahahahahahahahahah!

-Your most beloved and treasured friend,
Blair Wooten

Thursday, 14 September 2006

OK, so EVERYONE who is ANYONE is coming to see the jungle book at vines. I'm in it of course, so it's at 7:30 friday, and same time on saturday.

SEE ME PLAY AN EVIL BLOODTHIRSTY ANIMAL!!!!!

and the show...

Friday, 11 August 2006

Well, auditions for the fall show at my school were today. *inhales* YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

We're doing the jungle book and I'm speculating that I got cast as Bageera the panther (if i am, sorry chris) so that's super exciting. Bageera's a really cool character. Fingers crossed!

I'll keep ya posted...

-Blairgy

Thursday, 27 July 2006

All quotes are just that: quotes. They have not been edited or censored in any way in order that the integrity of the quotes will not be compromised. That being said, please remember that while they contain explicit content, it didn't come out of MY mouth, so don't blame me. Enjoy!

JULY 15

"Ew! It's flat! Just like my chest." -Natalie

"Can you really drive from the backseat?" -Shannon

"Texas Growed Tomatoes" -Sign

"The biggest problem in the dorms is flies." -Natalie
"Really? I thought it was PREMARITAL SEX." -Chrispy

"Okay, so you know how I'm pretty funny?" -Chrispy

"Leave.The line. Alone." -Chrispy

"You don't have to tolerate those girls, just buy a gun and shoot 'em." -Barbara Griffing

"Is this a joke... that I don't get..." -Ryan

"I want someone to sleep on... like what you guys have." -Chrispy

"Would you rather be hit by this van, or be chased... by a moose..." -Chrispy

JULY 16

"Garland, I love you!" -Natalie
"You're my best friend, call me every 5 minutes!" -Garland

"I'm not a girl; I WILL punch you." -Cara

"Barbara, you're in the lead." -Joey
"OH. MY. GOD." (terrified voice) - Barbara Gunnin

"I was thinking my military right." -Tom
"Is that different from your political right?" -Rosa
"ABSOLUTELY." -Tom

"Doug just likes to tailgate." -Susie

"I tell people at church that I'm just a sweaty Christian." -Joey

"Hey Garland... you see that yellow line in the middle of the road? Could you maybe straighten it out just little?" -Joey
"You stop and get an end, I'll get the other and we'll pull." -Garland

"If this road was straight, we'd already be there." -Peter S.

"Mt.Pleasant Slick Rock Baptist Church" -Sign

"Keep it clean, Tom." -Natalie
"Um, that's YOUR dirty mind." -Tom

"You thinking about Jesus coming back?" -Joey
"Yes, are you ready?" -Garland
"Yeah, but I can't decide who to vote for." -Joey

"No, don't break... steer to a stop." -Peter S.

"Chris, I'm hungry and tired; I don't need your balls in my face." -Ryan

"YOU IDIOT!!! THAT WAS SO BLATENTLY STUPID!!!" -Blair

"Oh HELL no." -Cara

"Does anyone want to buy me a truck?" -Wilson
"Sure, I'll look in my piggy bank." -Cara

JULY 17

"Ryan, I want to set my feet on fire... they're so cold." -Natalie

"You can be cute and useless at the same time." -Rosa

"Blair, you've got personality with testes." -Joey

"All hail to the god of Freeon." -Joey

"We got hills, we got a nun... all we need is some NAZIs and Julie Andrews." -Blair

"I'm glad it makes sense... whatever you said..." -Joey

"We'd have to compete with Sister Nancy. And you don't compete with a nun... cause you'll always lose." -Mike (CAP coordinator)

"Did you find a lot of Prada, Dee Dee?" -Kevin

"Go down to the dungeon!" -Joey
"And take your black friend with you!" -Anne

"There are worse things to be than Dee Dee's black friend." -Garland

JULY 18

"I just can't do young ovaries." -Joey

"I just don't connect with young teenage girls." -Joey
"That's good; keeps you out of jail." -Tom

"That's right, use your brain... not your fingers..." -Tom

"Shut the door! My nipples are showing!" -Adam

"I wish I had a show called 'Cooking with Kiwis'." -Blake

"That's a lotta nuts! ...Kenny says that so well." -Anne

"I was the deadest, dead, dead tired... but now I'm ENERGIIIIIIZED!" -Anne

JULY 19

"Jesus was a viking." -Kevin
"'Love your neighbor! Arrgh!'" -Blair

"Is everyone done with their bean plates?" -Ryan

"Is this thin?" -Joey

"Oh that hurts my back! ...I have a sensitive spinal cord..." -Chrispy

"I'm snug as a bug in a--- now where you goin'???" -Sue

"I know everyone's thinking, 'Boy, you Catholics sure do have a lot of kids'... They don't call me 'Father' for nothing." -Pud

"This must be a Catholic church, everyone's sitting in the back pew!" -Pud

JULY 20

"So... do you just smuggle Mexicans in that belly?" -Adam

"That guy has a hickey on his neck." -Adam
"His cousin gave it to him." -Barbara Griffing

"Sister Nancy got da hook up!" -Adam and Joey

"Chris took away my cherries!" -Shannon

"Can you conjugate 'miserabler'?" -Barbara Griffing
"No... but I can conjugate 'shit': Have shat, will shat, me shat, abindigo." -Adam

"I feel so fat... Ahh! I'm such a fat guy!" -Chrispy
*everyone laughs*

"Look at Natalie's hair. It looks like a dungeon... of doom... there's dinosaurs in there!" -Chrispy

"Whitney's like... 10-foot billion." -Ryan

JULY 21

"So... Matt's the smart guy and, Chris, what are you?" -Blair
"Bullshit." -Matt

"Oh crap, where's Kevin?!" -Nathan
"Which one?" - K.Fal
"NOT YOU!" -Nathan

"I only like black dogs... that's how I prefer my men, too..." -Ryan

"Don't worry. It's a rental." -Peter S.

"It is hot as balls." -Ryan

"My God, I could eat my face, I'm so hungry!" -Ryan

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ....getting shot in the face." -Will

JULY 22

"Oh my gosh, what is that smell?? It smells like updog..." -Ryan
"What's updog?" -Natalie
"Hah! Not much, how bout you?!" -Ryan

"I only have three jokes and I just tell them over and over again... I should just tell them to Alzheimers patients..." -Ryan

stole it from natalie.....bam

Monday, 03 July 2006

ok guys, here it is

ok, here are some quotes from my amazing adventures at the Rempert (people from my church) household.

          1) "Chris, dont hurt her, your bigger than her!!!"-Ken (while Chris attacks lauren)

          2)"Oh yeah, I'll make out with anyone, except you chris cause that's illegal"-becky

          3)"AH!!!!!!!!Dad she's biting me!!!!!!!!*screams*" -chris (again while fighting lauren)

          4) "Guys, smoking pot really is better for you and the environment than smoking ciggarettes"- Natalie, (who isn't a pothead)

          5)"Screw Patti griffith, we're listenin to black opera singers! What now!?!" -Blair (while torturing matt, chris, and natalia)

          sry, that's it.......

well, i'll probably post later on in the day about something serious; i can't right now cause i have three people watching me type.

Ta Ta for now,

blair

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I am the ultimate music nerd, both of my INSANE parents have music majors, my sister is becoming a music teacher, and my brother is going to do god knows what, probably save the world or something.I have recieved a black belt in origami, music, and musical theatre.